Posts tagged things that make me laugh
story qday x5d
A collection of things to keep me writing.
(via thesearemydesigns)
Just a reminder not to take myself too seriously with this mermaid business, ha!
(Source: simple-radiance, via jmcniel)
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Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob.
From this article.
Did anyone else know that “chap” was yet another word for penis? Because…I didn’t. #themoreyouknow
Also, I love me some Nutella but like. This just seems gross and unsanitary to me.
Also-also…guys? I honestly don’t think you should be “popping” your chap anywhere. But what do I know. I don’t have one.
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Another hiLARious OK Cupid message.
OMG! You’re Super Duper CUTE. I want to take u fold u up and put u in my back pocket and take u home to my mom. Wait……………… Are u house broken? :wink:
- 0.5 points for “super duper,” but only because I say that. Sometimes.
- Wait, no, just kidding.
- -2000 points for “u”
- -2027 points for ” ………………” That, sir, is not an ellipsis. Those are six ellipses.
- -infinity points for jokingly referring to me as a dog. Fuck you.
i’m sorry i just started cracking the fuck up
(Source: in-a-perfect-w0rld, via jamanddogtags)
