Posts tagged iwantyourlahv
Posts tagged iwantyourlahv
I know. This is happening to me too and I don’t like it one bit. I just want to cavort around (relatively) irresponsibly forever, kthx?
It just seems so weird to me! Like, I still feel like a big dorky kid who can barely get a handle on her own life most of the time and people I know - who I went to kindergarten with! - are being all grown-up and getting married and I don’t know…buying houses together? That’s the next thing, right? Houses? And then babies?
Good lord, when people I’ve gone to high school with start having babies, I’m…fleeing the country? Yes. Maybe that. That seems like an appropriate response.
OH HELLO MY DARLINGS!!!!
Wait, seriously? TRIPLETS?! My womb shudders in fear.
Get it, girl. Also you take absolutely stunning photographs. Teach me your art!
Haha I think the main thing is: eat and drink (especially drink!) a lot. And then take pictures of the things you eat and drink.
I really shouldn’t be doing these, given how far behind I get + always end up using old photos + when I do take photos, they are on my phone and terrible… and yet I’m drawn like a moth to flame. So sorry, everyone.
Have mercy on my soul, I’ll try to have mercy on your dashes.
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I think what I’m most impressed by, aside from your culinary genius, is your ability to be such a culinary genius in such a tiny kitchen :-P. Rock on with your bad self girlfriend!
Hehe, thank you, my dear!
It’s not really culinary genius at all, though! If you buy the right spices, you can make anyyyyyyyyything. Seriously. Like, steak for example. Load that shit up with salt, pepper, garlic (like, I used garlic flakes for that, NGL) - slap it on a skillet (
less than two minutes on each side if you are a wild animal like me, and like your steak rare-as-in-practically-mooing-at-you. Longer if you are actually a human) and spritz some lemon and serve with some red wine and you are set.
For brunch, do the same thing with eggs (except no lemon unless you want to hollandaise-ize your eggs) + paprika and cumin. Cut the steak into cubes and add some soy sauce (trust me on this; soy sauce is DEFINITELY a breakfast food).
Add copious amounts of amaretto to your coffee, and you are good to go.
Ugh the worst, girl. I’m so sorry you had such a rough day :-(. Big hugs and love coming at you from across the nation! Drink ALL THE WINE tonight.
Oh, girl, I am so sorry. Humans are the fucking worst. I used to throw things at the wall when I worked in customer service. If it makes you laugh a little, I read “demanding patient” as “double penetration” pretty much the entire time.
Ugh! That’s horrible. My mom’s been in the same position, and the people!! I hope at least you have decent co-workers.
ALL OF THESE BOOKS, GREAT CHOICES! I, too, had a weird Salem Witch Trial book phase. As well as a Holocaust book phase. But we both turned out OK, right? … right? HAHA.
Oh my god the Holocaust book phase! And not even fiction! Like, I just read histories of WWII and traumatized myself! My parents were worried.
Basically I went through a phase where I just read things and made myself cry and rage.
But yes, I think that’s normal. And we’re…somewhat well-adjusted young adults now.