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A delightful start to any morning
- Realizing your landlord charged you twice for rent this month.
- So you’re out an extra, oh, grand or so.
- And you overdrafted your bank account.
- So your bank ALSO charged you a fee.
- Although you wouldn’t have overdrafted, had your landlord only charged you once for September, as is proper.
- And the supervisor of the management company for your building isn’t answering your email or voicemail.
- And your bank isn’t answering your message thing.
- And now you want to go around slapping everyone you meet right across the face as you walk to work this morning.
- I’m consoling myself by reminding myself that Chrissie overdrafted too.
- Maybe we can go have some train sex to make me feel better or something.
